The Evil Scotman's got his bitch on. I suggest steering clear. Pulling the piss might lead to blood shed.

We have THIS date booked. You and me, Scotland, booze and loads of junk food.

Whenever you see this and get back from your "special place", I need you here ASAP.

... oh, and if you come back in, like, the next hour and a half, I'll be elsewhere occupied.

Happy Birthday, beautiful.

Sorry we couldn't have the day together, here's to celebrations later...

Love always,

Riley xxx

( Delivered to Evie at the Oncology ward... )

I just got puked on. Extensively.

Why did I become a doctor, again?

Pass a Secret Note ✘ Meme

Eight days to go. I feel like I have some sort of morbid version of 'Twelve Days of Christmas' plugging through my brain at any one time. 'On the eighth day til the HIV test, my conscience said to me... don't eat the two day old pizza'. The even sadder part? I found myself humming the tune in the shower ( Read more... )

17 days and counting.

I need an activity to distract me for approximately 16 days and three hours. And I need to book an appointment for a tattoo for approximately 18 days from now. May as well try to tap into the positive cell of my brain.

I thnk maytbei'm to type t druink! i, rilet paris brnown swappoed my undies fotr a free drunk! Ha!

hear thst tanb/? im wild! mybe troed to gve Pat a lop dncer too!

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